Hi!
I know! It's been a while, huh?
My teenagers were stressing me out to the point I had soooooooooooo much to say, but
not a clue how to say it. They're like that. Teenagers: YOU can't live with them and THEY can't live without you. This is something they know, but will deny venomously! It must have something to do with their brains not being fully developed until they're around 25 yrs old.............................
OMG! It just hit me. I HAVE 8 MORE YEARS OF AMUCK RUNNING HORMONES AND LIMITED BRAIN FUNCTIONING ACTIONS OF MY CHILDREN?!? 8 MORE YEARS???!!!!????
I will not last 8 more years! They will kill me and feed me to those "Happy Assed Chirpy Birds" as an appetizer! Please, say it isn't so!
I know. I'm in denial. I like denial. I don't know who decided "denial" was a bad place to be, it's MY favorite place to be second only to "The Kingdom Of All That Is Moi!" (my happy place). Denial works for me! So, go ahead - tell me it will all be peachy in the morning. Just say, "Raylene, It-will-all-be-peachy......." It's easy, you can do it...............I KNOW you didn't just refuse to tell me that! Well, could you say "MAYBE it will all be peachy in the morning"?.......Or say that there's a 50/50 chance that it will be peachy in the morning? .............40/60chance? ..........30/70? ............10/90? ............a nano bite of a chance, perhaps?
LIE TO ME, DAMN IT! LIE TO ME!
.............................I'm doomed.........................................
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