MY MICROWAVE BIT THE DUST!

Woe is me!

A great tragedy has befallen The Kingdom Of All That Is Moi! One unlike any The Kingdom has ever experienced before!

It happened day before yesterday, but I was unable to bring myself to talk about it until now....

Thursday evening, feeling overworked and unappreciated, my microwave committed suicide! It left its comatose corpse with a sticky note attached that read:

 “Raylene,

You should have appreciated the easy-peasy life which I had given you a little more than you did. You took advantage of all my bells and whistles, my self-turning table, numerous quick set buttons, and high voltage to appease your hunger and loathing to cook. Yet, aside from a daily wipe-down, I don't think you knew who I was. Let's see how much you appreciate me now that I'm gone.

Ha, ha, ha!

Your Microwave,
Fluffy”.

(heavy sobbing, sniffle, sniffle!)

There are no words, people....... There are just no words......