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Friday, October 2, 2009

Ode to Lorena Bobbit

Lorena Bobbit had a knife
chop, chop, chop, chop, CHOP!

Her husband pushed too far one night
chop, chop, chop, chop, CHOP!

She smiled with glee
chop, chop, chop
How will he pee?
chop, chop, chop

All you big guys
think you're neat
don't forget
Revenge is Sweet!
chop, chop, chop, chop, CHOP!
(©2009 RayleneDeschenes)