Ode to Grant

He's got his head up his butt
and he don't know what to do!
It's up so far it's stuck
and he's starting to turn blue!

Call 911, PLEASE HURRY!
the situation's grave!
If you don't get here soon
there'll be NOTHING left to save!

For he feels the need to fart
and it's really rather scary,
he knows that if he farts
he'll blow his head apart!

So 911, please hurry!
Help him if you can!
It's hard to be a big guy
when you're a headless little man!
(©2009 RayleneDeschenes)