The Twelve Days of Christmas by Moi!

Revised 26Dec09 because the after reading it for the upteenth time it bored me.  I like my shorter version so much better and you will too!


On the twelveth day or Christmas
my true love gave to me
twelve neon colored condoms
and one really big bra!

Eleven pairs of fishnets
Ten gossamer nighties
Nine satin G-Strings
Eight naughty negligees
Seven come hither corsettes
Six frilly garter belts
Five barely there thongs!

Four silky camisoles
Three lace teddies
Two pairs of Panties
One really big bra!
(©2009 RayleneDeschenes)

All I'm Asking, Lord... by Moi!

All I'm Asking, Lord..... could be both a poem and a song! 
That's right!   I wrote this originally to be sung to Janice Joplin's "Lord, Won't You Buy Me A Mercedes Benz!" 
(I'm clever like that!  LOL!))

Lord won't you buy me
a new pair of blue jeans

these jeans are old jeans
I'm bursting my inseams

And Lord,
if you'd be so kind
to throw in a bra

to help minimize
my one figure flaw!
(©2009 RayleneDeschenes)