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Tuesday, June 3, 2014

ISSUES

I'm having issues.  Personal issues, computer issues, browser issues, boredom issues, creativity issues, money issues, and just plain issues in general.  I REALLY hate issues.  They're unhealthy.

There is no doubt in my mind that I will overcome these issues and prevail because I always do - not necessarily because I have faced them head-on and conquer them - that's hard.  I will readjust my priorities to not include any of the above subjects therefore completely destroying their ability to create stress in my "life" forever more.  What a plan!

......Except for my browser and computer issues.  All of my friends live in my computer. I will have to fix those issues head-on.  If I don't address the money issue I will have nowhere to plug in my computer trapping my friends and that just won't do.  So, I will have to face the computer, browser, and money issue head on - but that's it!

Well, except for the boredom and creativity issues.  I do really dumb things when I'm bored. We can't have that!  A look at the last 27 years of my "life" will explain everything - HOLY CRAP SHOOT! We really can 't have that.  I will face the computer, browser, money, boredom and creativity issues because I just can't re-prioritize them without there being casualties, but not another issue will I be willing to face head-on!  No sirree!  Not one more!

.....Then again, who would I be if I De-prioritized personal issues?  Issues all about me!  My most favorite subject!  I just wouldn't be me and that would truly suck!  <Shedding a tear just thinking about it - Give me a moment, please.....sniffle...>

So, after all that I'm back at square one, making this entire post pointless.....I still have issues and you just spent minutes of time you will never get back reading this....HOLY HELL!   You must have just as many issues as I do or you would be spending this time doing something other than reading about my issues!   Thank God I'm not alone.  I have to tell you, I really hate being miserable alone.  I wouldn't wish it on anyone I like.   But if you're miserable in general, you've come to the right place.    I feel so much better knowing there are others out there in the same boat that I'm almost giddy!

Thank you for that.  You are a real friend.......But, Dude, I gotta tell you - We have to get a life......... 

(©2014 RayleneDeschenes)

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