I just finished reading an article stating Earthlings are not ready for Alien encounters and I beg to differ.
I have been waiting (for a number of years now) to be beamed up and nothing! Not a tingle, not an inkling, not even an occasional hair standing up on the back of my neck when even thinking about being beamed up! To say I'm disappointed would be an understatement. Would it hurt them to at least send a “Thank You, But No Thank You” letter:
Dear Raylene,
We appreciate your selfless interest in being beamed up, but after running a background check, credit report, and hacking into the NSA files under your name, we have come to the conclusion you would not be an acceptable beamee — not now, not ever — in this lifetime, or your next lifetime, and probably not the one after that one either.
Live long and prosper,
The Federation Of Extraterrestrials
Beaming Up Earthlings For Fun, Profit,
and Just 'Cuz We Can
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